Battle Cruiser Massacre - Slice 1

EnglishPatriot_2003 · Post by **EnglishPatriot_2003** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:03 pm

Battle Cruiser Massacre - Slice 1

INT. PUB. NIGHT

a Chinese man, and a Jewish man are at the bar.

Chinese man
It's really bad the way those Muslims attacked America with those aeroplanes

Jewish man
That's no worse than the time you guys bombed Pearl Harbor.

Chinese man
You idiot that wasn't my people that was the Japanese!

Jewish man
Ahh Japanese, Chinese, same thing.

Chinese man
Whatever, it's still not as bad as time your people sank the Titanic

Jewish man
And I'm the idiot? That was a iceberg you moron!

Chinese man
Ahh iceberg, Goldberg, same thing.

A man sitting two places away looks up. He is the Avenger.

Avenger
Shut Up! Both of you, now

Chinese and Jewish man
(together)
f*** You!

BANG! BANG! Two quick shots are fired. The Chineseman and the Jewish man drop dead.

The Avenger gets up from his seat at the bar. With his pistol in his hand.

Avenger
Right everyone listen up. Its quite simple what I want, its information, not bullshit but information. As you have seen IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m prepared to shoot to kill anyone that either a) p*** me off or b) doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t give me the information I need. After IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve finished speaking youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got 5 seconds before the first person gets killed, well actually the 3rd person. Here it is, Ã¢â‚¬Å“where can I find Victor Tanner?Ã¢â‚¬

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:28 pm

Calling him a chink is racist.

EnglishPatriot_2003 · Post by **EnglishPatriot_2003** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:37 pm

Its his name and he also happens to be of Oriental origin. Chink Zyhi. Happy mister PC?

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Wed May 26, 2004 9:52 pm

Ha ha you can't call a Chinese man that!!!!

SgtPadrino · Post by **SgtPadrino** » Thu May 27, 2004 6:25 pm

You can't? Damn, I've been calling Asians chinks for years!

lukeprausnitz · Post by **lukeprausnitz** » Thu May 27, 2004 7:46 pm

its true. its racist to call chines chinks

pan-modo_pictures · Post by **pan-modo_pictures** » Fri May 28, 2004 2:16 pm

I like it, pretty funny dialogue, and I liked the samurai thing, is that made up or from something else?

lukeprausnitz · Post by **lukeprausnitz** » Fri May 28, 2004 4:02 pm

there is still no escuse for racism

Epsilon · Post by **Epsilon** » Sat May 29, 2004 7:30 am

Well, it doesn't seem like a very "politically correct" story anyways...

Syras · Post by **Syras** » Sat May 29, 2004 1:56 pm

its not meant to be offensive and he gets him back with the goldberg thing anyway - who cares

DAZMAN · Post by **DAZMAN** » Sat May 29, 2004 1:58 pm

lol if chink is short for his name, then what is Jew

EnglishPatriot_2003 · Post by **EnglishPatriot_2003** » Mon May 31, 2004 7:38 pm

lukeprausnitz wrote:there is still no escuse for racism

racism

n 1: the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races 2: discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race

No way is comedy racist, its just comedy and harmless to people with sense of humour.

Ive changed it for the people who love discrimination and don't like racial equality on here (The PC Crew).