MattHawkins Online - Film Making Forum

We all know grant has his mini gun, and mabye someone has a spare chainsaw in their garage, ( Haha, I doubt it.. ) but we should deffintly all have a diversity of different weaponry, different ways to kill zombies, and different ways of how it happens. So lets hear it , how will kill your zombies? Will you shoot them in the head with a shotgun? Or will you stab them in the throat with a knife? Either way, lets hear it!

I will stick a spoon in my zombies head and scoop out his brain

I plan to shot some, hack one or two with a chainsaw, the back end of a hammer, and anything elase that my demented mind comes up with.

Circular saw comes to mind. With that shallow blade, you'd have to go around the entire perimeter of the zombies head just to decapitate it. That would be awsome.

knock them down so there head is leaning over the curb and then curb check them, or if all else fails shoot 'em in the head with a shotgun, pistol, etc.

Embed a nine-iron into the zombies skull, then use it to pull it onto a sharp corner of something. (Brick wall, car, etc...). This thread is gonna get way disturbing...

Oh, wouldn't it be nice to have at least one of our segements where a zombie gets run over?

Throw the zombie off a cliff to be impaled uppon a stick, the throw a boulder at it?

And, yes, this thread will be immensley disturbing

and then have the humans make love to it as a sign to all other zombies

A broom in the face comes to mind.

Maybe I'm just special - two chainsaws in the garage. One small one, for maple tree sized jobs, and one big one for cutting down walnut tree sized stuff. Not to mention the axes, scythe and this wicked green thing with a T-shaped fork blade thing on the end. That's not even counting all my fake guns - 2 AK47s, an M16, a .50 DE, 2 .45s, a Remy sawed off shotty and 2 Uzis. It's a shame I wasn't planning to work on this project.

You should work on this project. And as the zombie mob I full incurage this thred to get at lest twice as desterbing, or I will not be happy.

I could make this much sicker by saying cough*rectalimpalement*cough

but im not that sick


Id prolly get a tie... pull it really tight... and hope their head came off

Lol, funny stuff DaveP.

Here's a classic, long knife through the stomach then rip all the way up through the chest.

Also I lost my mic stand, so i ripped off a zombie's head and jabbed the mic in its skull, works great!

iv got a 50 caliber machine gun life size replica that i mounted on the back of my pickup truck, its in the basement now but i can remount if you guys need me to.

montezumas_revenge wrote:iv got a 50 caliber machine gun life size replica that i mounted on the back of my pickup truck, its in the basement now but i can remount if you guys need me to.

That would be hot.

montezumas_revenge wrote:iv got a 50 caliber machine gun life size replica that i mounted on the back of my pickup truck, its in the basement now but i can remount if you guys need me to.

Dude! Pictures!

Niiiicee.. lets see some pics!

did someone say picture?

Looks like your in a little pain there; besides I wouldn't waste time beating them with a stick, just shoot them in the head, I've got better things to do than smell some dead guy being mashed into a plup.

If I were doing it, then I would look to the more at hand home weapons that we may have around the house, for example:

Knives, forks (the large ones you use to steady the turkey at Christmas), Replica swords, nail gun - with compressor (you could only fire it so many times before having to allow the air pressure to climb again), bleach in zombie eyes, wine bottle cork screw with the two pull handles, darts, frisbying circular saws, tv over the head is always a good one, match and aerosol, kettle of boiling water (once again to attack the eyes with), if you smash the surround off the blender down to the blade and get an extension lead you have a motored blade for slicing and dicing, put a black bin bag over its head - if it is a stupid as Romero's zombies then it will be lost in the darkness for ever and pans are always a nice way to smash skulls.

That’s all I got for now.

yes most people would not be armed and ready for a zombie onslaught so home made weapons would be more believable for the general population

Grant wrote: yes most people would not be armed

Is that a pun in regards to your above picture?

drole....very drole.....he is a victim of an udd attack lol

yeah there are two or actually three routes to go: A)Random object (strategically placed) B) prepared civilian (armed with gun or knife or something) or C) Zombies just plain kick peoples asses and don't get killed at all