Dude, maybe, instead of trying to excuse your crappy films with "I was bored" every time, why not be a little more honest and just introduce everything you post on here with the words "I'm talentless".
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- Wed May 09, 2007 10:17 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: Comic Dog Fight / Sai Throw to groin
- Replies: 11
- Views: 14106
- Mon May 07, 2007 2:30 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: could this be the best fight scene ever posted on mathawkins
- Replies: 27
- Views: 50276
- Sat May 05, 2007 11:28 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: DEAD WEIGHT - zombie movie
- Replies: 16
- Views: 18469
RE: DEAD WEIGHT - zombie movie
Hahahahahahahah
That WAS mega funny.
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That WAS mega funny.
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- Sat May 05, 2007 11:17 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: DEAD WEIGHT - zombie movie
- Replies: 16
- Views: 18469
RE: DEAD WEIGHT - zombie movie
Hey rhys, Just so you know, your a miserable little boy with no talent and no future. You are going to live the rest of your life feeling so manically jealous of anyone who achieves ANYTHING, which is why you feel the need to tear about everything we've done. Everything you have posted on this websi...
- Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:07 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: MONSTERS - a new film - NEW SCENES ADDED
- Replies: 30
- Views: 28352
- Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:00 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: MONSTERS - a new film - NEW SCENES ADDED
- Replies: 30
- Views: 28352
RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Monsters
Meh, whatever floats your boat. Point is, the characters in the film smoke no more than people do in real life. I mean, so far you've seen the first act, which is set over one day. Aaron, who is the heaviest smoker, has only smoked four cigarettes, and two in the pub the night before. If anything, h...
- Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:25 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: MONSTERS - a new film - NEW SCENES ADDED
- Replies: 30
- Views: 28352
RE: Re: RE: Monsters
Man, those chicks are hot BECAUSE they're smoking.
Smoking makes you cool. FACT.
lol.
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Smoking makes you cool. FACT.
lol.
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- Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:09 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: MONSTERS - a new film - NEW SCENES ADDED
- Replies: 30
- Views: 28352
I'm pretty sure you got Jizz worthy over 'Skins' and tried to incoperate that, but you'll never make an impact or be proud of any of your work unless you make some serious changes. -Frij I'm pretty f*cking proud of it as it is, actually. In fact, I've never been prouder. We've recieved pretty much ...
- Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:18 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: "Barry Lyndon" An Exercise in Style
- Replies: 4
- Views: 3365
RE: "Barry Lyndon" An Exercise in Style
I thought it was very good. I agree that other than the zoom-out (which wasn't too great) it was pretty faultless, and the Tarantino dialogue exchange (from the opening scene of Pulp, UFP) really worked, suprisingly enough.
Nicely done.
Nicely done.
- Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:48 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: 'MONSTERS': New film
- Replies: 26
- Views: 14891
So Lawriejaffa, you really saw no merit in those first five minutes at all? Nothing that showed any kind of promise? Not in the dialogue? Acting? Cinematography? Editing? Nothing? I find that quite stunning, considering that your work pales in comparison in pretty much all those areas. I mean, can y...
- Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:39 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: PSYCHO Preview
- Replies: 18
- Views: 7489
- Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:20 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: New film: 'Storm Warning'
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4647
Thanks so much guys. The rifles a 1914 Springfield and has absolutely no place in this film - it's in there coz it's the only gun we had at the time. We stole it from the school prop cupboard about three years ago and never returned it. It looks like it was homemade, but using the slide from a real ...
- Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:23 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: New film: 'Storm Warning'
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4647
RE: New film:
Well, that is how we talk. Sure, Britain's home to some pretty brain-dead youths, but we're not all morons. Some of us have a moderate grasp of the language we speak. As for the accent comment - huh?
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- Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:53 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: "Shattered" New film from Escape Films
- Replies: 48
- Views: 19437
Well, I really liked and enjoyed it, and I'm stealing the bit where the guy opens the door and the hero flat out punches him in the face, coz i literally punched the air at that bit. You can't please everyone, but you got a fair amount of people on this thread who really liked it, so I wouldn't worr...
- Sun May 28, 2006 3:03 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
- Replies: 22
- Views: 8970
Re: RE: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
i guess when your ultra low budget you need to get attention somehow..so a couple of baby killlings gets peoples attention.. Yeah, or...ya know... talent. I don't mean to be a dick, but how about good writing, interesting direction, characters that are three-dimensional and real. I'm pretty sure th...
- Fri May 26, 2006 11:18 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
- Replies: 22
- Views: 8970
Re: RE: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
Please, this is a very very serious film. Regarding peoples mental states and how living in a fantasy world can cause such mindless acts of violance. Okay, I respect that. However, the focus on him killing babies, that seems to have one reason and one reason only: to shock. From what work I've seen...
- Thu May 25, 2006 9:53 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
- Replies: 22
- Views: 8970
RE: Essex Psycho - Trailer (rough version)
Um...yeah, is there any deeper meaning to your film? Any point your trying to make? Or is it just an excuse for you to shoot the most grotesque and sickening things you can think of?
- Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:37 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5944
- Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:03 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5944
- Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:16 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: New film: TOUGH WORLD
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1934
RE: New film: TOUGH WORLD
I love this film. It has atmosphere spewing from every orafice.
Joshy says I can guest direct a scene
And thanks for the plug, dude. Safe.
Joshy says I can guest direct a scene
And thanks for the plug, dude. Safe.
- Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:12 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5944
RE: BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
Yeah, he's supposed to be 18. We're hoping the audience will indulge themselves in willing suspension of disbelief.
Yeah, we're missing scenes. There will be no black shots.
We don't plan on selling the film and therefore we don't need music licences.
Thanks for your comments x
Yeah, we're missing scenes. There will be no black shots.
We don't plan on selling the film and therefore we don't need music licences.
Thanks for your comments x
- Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:39 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5944
BAMBOOZLE a new comedy from the makers of LiVE
Hey guys, Over the last month or so we've been hard at work on our new flick, and we've just about finished the first act, so I thought it would be nice to get some feedback. BAMBOOZLE tells the story of two 16-year-old twins, who want to go on holiday with their friends after their exams. Unfortuna...
- Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:08 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: GOTHIC PUNISHMENT TRAILER ON THE WEB
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3467
- Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:04 pm
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: "The Next Job" A Kentertainment Picture
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8546
RE: Re: RE: "The Next Job" A Kentertainment Pictur
I loved the assassin's hair going from mega-short in the opening, to longer in the fight, to mega-short again at the end. Magic!
- Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:16 am
- Forum: Members Films
- Topic: Two new films
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2091
Lack of interest. We sorta took a break from it for a couple of months and then started new flicks. And, for me as a writer, it was a really personal script based very much on a part of my live that has since passed. So in the end, we decided to kill it. You may see something like it made by us soon...